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Twitter Topic: #seasidesongs

March 9, 2010 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #seasidesongs ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Counting Blue Crabs
* Wake-Up Kelp
* Break My Tide
* Seaweed Child O’ Mine
* Boardwalk the Dinosaur
* Dune You (Forget About Me)
* West End Gulls
* With Orca Without Ukulele

Twitter Topic: #bettywhitefacts

March 3, 2010 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #bettywhitefacts ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Betty White is the old woman your man could smell like. I’m on a horse.
* Chuck Norris calls it corn. Betty White calls it maize. So you’d better start ordering maize on the cob.
* Charles Foster Kane wasn’t talking about some silly sled. Rosebud is the totemic word that summoned the Elder Goddess here.
* Betty White rips wookiees’ arms off when she loses.
* Betty White puts Baby in the corner.
* Betty White can both tug on Superman’s cape AND spit into the wind while messing around with Jim.
* Betty White had nine dwarves and King Awesome to wake her from deathly slumber.
* Betty White comes out at night mostly. Mostly.

Twitter Topic: #rejectedolympicevents

February 10, 2010 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #rejectedolympicevents ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Speed Skidmarking
* Cross-Country Reach Around
* Table Dancing Tennis
* Greco-Roman Pizza Sauce Wrestling
* Synchronized Tweeting
* Freestyle Jazz Hands