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Quote of the Week: “Arrested Development”

July 20, 2010 Leave a comment
Michael: Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don’t even know what the auction’s for tonight.
Lindsay: The wetlands.
Michael: To do what with them?
Lindsay: Dry them.
Michael: Save them.
Lindsay: From drying.
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Quote of the Week – Big Bang Theory

July 13, 2010 Leave a comment

Raj: In Avatar when they have sex on Pandora they hook up their ponytails so we know their ponytails are like their junk.
Wolowitz: Yeah, so?
Raj: So when they fly horses or fly on their birds they also use their ponytails.
Wolowitz: What’s your point?
Raj: My point is that if I was a bird or a horse I’d be very nervous around James Cameron.

Quote of the Week: “Futurama”

June 25, 2010 Leave a comment

Zapp Branigan: “My instinct is to hide in this barrel – like the wily fish.”

Quote of the Week: “True Blood”

June 23, 2010 Leave a comment

Sookie: I keep expecting him to come through the door and say “Sookeh!”

Quote of the Week: Big Bang Theory – 3/1/2010

March 2, 2010 3 comments

Wolowitz: Why do you have all of these unopened paychecks in your desk?
Sheldon: Because most of the things I’m planning to buy haven’t been invented yet.

Quote of the Week: Better Off Ted

January 28, 2010 1 comment

Linda: When you do care, you care one hundred and crazy percent.

Quote of the Week: House 1/11/2010

January 12, 2010 Leave a comment

House: We’re two tigers away from being an act in Vegas.