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Twitter Topic: #lameskywalkerexcuses

December 16, 2009 1 comment

Here are my contributions to the #lameskywalkerexcuses ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* “But I was going into Jabba’s shed to pick up some womprat droppings!”
* “But I was going into the Mos Eisley gym to catch a glimpse of my sister in that gold bikini!”
* “But I was going into that Tusken raider camp to sell magazine subscriptions!”
* “But I was going into the Dune Sea for the big surfing competition!”
* “But I was going into the Anchorhead Mall to by a new wrap shirt at HyperTopic!”
* “But I was going into the Sarlaac to suffer a lingering death for a thousand years!”
* “But I was going into the Mos Eisley PetSmart to pick up rancor floss!”

Twitter Topic: #delifilms

December 10, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #delifilms ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* A Few Gouda Men
* I Am Ham
* The Year of Living Condimently
* A Clockwork Pumpernickle
* Full Metal Sausage
* Cheddar of a Lesser God
* We’re No Gyros
* Lonesome Dough
* National Red Velvet Cake
* Not Without My Po’ Boy
* Butch Casserole and the Slaw Dish Kid
* Name of the Rolls
* When Harry Met Salami
* Meatless in Seattle

Twitter Topic: #unsungcarols

December 10, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #unsungcarols ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Away in a Mangier
* Deck the Hall and Oates
* Elder God Madden Ye Merry Gentlemen
* The Twelve Days of Rehab
* Bork-Bork! The Swedish Chef Sings!
* Frosty the Meth Addict
* I’ll Be Homeless for Christmas

Twitter Topic: #unintendedsideeffects

December 8, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #unintendedsideeffects ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Hentai Tentacles
* Christopher Walkenism
* Buttered Palms
* Irritable Vowels
* Rabid Nitpicking
* Ricky Schroeder
* Rectal Blossoms
* Slippery Doogies

Twitter Topic: #oddmeritbadges

December 8, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #oddmeritbadges ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Primo Meth Production
* Don Knotts Tying
* Maternal Attic Storage
* Piranha Catching
* Weasel Tossing
* Lava Surfing
* Underwater Haiku
* Naked Jaywalking
* Hibachi Boot Hiking
* Boomerang Denture Tossing
* Diaper Wrestling
* Exploding Colostomy Bag
* Segway Tipping

Twitter Topic: #unseenharrypotter

December 5, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #unseenharrypotter ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Harry Potter and the Angry Inch
* Harry Potter and the Nattering Nabobs of Negativity
* Harry Potter and the Wizard-free, Magic-less Sequel
* Harry Potter and the Windowless White Van
* Harry Potter and the 28 Days of Rehab and Detox

Twitter Topic: #turkeydayflicks

December 5, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #turkeydayflicks ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* A Butterball Named Desire
* Hell Bent for White Meat
* A Fistful of Stuffing
* The Bird, the Yams, and the Gravy
* Once Upon a Time in the Oven
* Close Encounters of the Bird Kind
* Cranberry Hill
* Agobbleypse Now
* Children of the Cornucopia
* No Country for Old Meat
* Out of Apricots
* Mad Max Beyond Turkeydome
* Desperately Seasoning Susan
* Peggy Sue Got Botchulism
* Little Shop of Gobblers
* Feathered Attraction
* Adventures in Turkeymunching
* Can’t Bok Me Love
* Who Glazed Roger Rabbit?
* Clucker: The Bird and His Dream