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French archers can shoot?

See, all this time I’d been led to believe that French archers couldn’t hit the broad side of a Jersey Shore resident.

But now, thanks to Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood, I’ve learned that a brandy-addled soup chef took up a crossbow and shot a stake into the neck of King Richard.

I’ve also learned that the director was a little fixated on phallic marker stones, watched Return of the King and  Braveheart a few too many times, and somehow decided to change the movie to Saving Private Marian in the end.

Overall, it gets a “meh.” Well made, but…meh.

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