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Wessed Up History – 4/12/2010

* April 5, 1926: A cheap foam mutant plant prop spews a wailing toddler into the waiting arms of a ketchup-soaked nurse. Roger Corman is born.
* April 6, 1808: John Jacob Astor forms the American Fur Company. Followed within weeks by first Furry roleplaying clan in the wilderness.
* April 7, 1795: The French go metric, adopting the meter as an official unit of measurement. AND SO THE CAPITULATIONS BEGIN.
* April 8, 1960: An orange Charger arcs toward ceiling of the maternity ward as baby John Schneider honks “Dixie” and woo-hoos in his diaper.
* April 9, 1860: The oldest audible human voice recording is made, uttering the words: “WOOT! DING!”
* April 10, 1912: Luxury liner Titanic departs Southampton. SPOILER: Leo DeCaprio DIES, but Celine Dion’s heart will go on.
* April 11, 1970: Apollo 13 launches, unexpectedly expanding the fun of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

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  1. Bahamut
    April 15, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Wes Platt :SPOILER: Leo DeCaprio DIES, but Celine Dion’s heart will go on.

    Or her hot dogs go on, depending on how you hear it.

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