Wessed Up History – 2/8/2010

* Feb. 1, 2004: Tragedy strikes the Super Bowl when Janet Jackson’s breast attacks the world. Never forget. (Still on YouTube, I bet!)
* Feb. 1, 1884: 1st ed. Oxford English Dictionary is published. People all over U.S. ditch Spanish and Chinese in favor of upstart language.
* Feb. 2: Groundhog Day! If Phil sees shadow, 6 weeks of Limbaugh. During Leap Year, signifies coming of 4th Jonas Brother and apocalypse.
* Feb. 2, 1954: Baseball player and English king John Tudor is born. Proceeds to divorce and/or execute wives that don’t die in childbirth.
* Feb. 3, 1918: Twin Peaks streetcar tunnel opens. Serves a mighty good cherry pie with coffee at every stop.
* Feb. 4, 2004: Facebook is founded by Al Gore and made famous by Oprah Winfrey. According to this status message.
* Feb. 5, 1958: The Air Force loses a hydrogen bomb off the Georgia coast. Still out there, treasure hunters! Wear your lead pirate hat!
* Feb. 6, 1756: Happy birthday to the late Aaron Burr – politician, gunslinger, and Ironside star.
* Feb. 7, 1978: Actor and cradle robbery bait Ashton Kutcher’s born – but not before reaching 1-million Tweets ahead of CNN.

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  1. Rarriness
    February 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    Feb. 5, 1958: The Air Force loses a hydrogen bomb off the Georgia coast. Still out there, treasure hunters! Wear your lead pirate hat!

    How much truth does that one has? It sounds suspiciously interesting.

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