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Twitter Topic: #newflightrules

Here are my contributions to the #newflightrules ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* No giving away ending of in-flight movies.
* No impromptu Bohemian Rhapsody rock-outs during last 20 minutes.
* No Al Pacino “Dog Day Afternoon” soliloquoys during last 30 minutes.
* No motorboat engine impressions during last 46 minutes.
* No Vegas showgirls on laps during last hour.
* No Muskrat Love during the flight. Period.
* All passengers must ask others “Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” during last 15 minutes.
* No Dockers on international flights.

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