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Twitter Topic: #untruetrivia

Here are my contributions to the #untruetrivia ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* Right before he was shot, Abraham Lincoln said he was months from retirement. Wanting a snack, he said, “I’ll be right back.”
* You won’t go blind if you keep doing that, but your cat will.
* If you eat all of the Doritos, they will NOT make more. So it’s best to stash them under your mattress for safe keeping.
* Grease isn’t the word, although it may be the way we are feeling. In truth, “Kanicky” is the word. Grease just fit better.
* In space, no one can hear you scream, but they CAN hear you pray.
* Nothing can escape from a black hole except Joan Rivers.
* If you hold your hands straight over your head, you can bend over backwards and see China.
* The rain in Spain, in truth, falls mainly on the roof.
* They named the dog Indiana. Then the dog died. So they named the goldfish Indiana.
* The first lava lamps used Lava soap. Impeccably clean, but deadly boring.
* Every time you post a tweet, an angel gets its wings.
* Actually, you have to be THIS tall to ride Space Mountain.
* Jennifer Love-Hewitt is her hooker name. Her real name is Euthanasia McBride.
* Doctor Who’s intervention caused Greedo to shoot first.
* The “i” in iPhone stands for Iggy Pop, inventor of the device.
* Urkle is Spanish for “savior.”
* Gary Coleman was a Muppet.

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