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Troll of the Day: Ubraxis

Occasionally, we get someone stopping by the MUSHes to act all troublesome. This one’s fairly mild, all things considered:

<Newbie> Ubraxis has joined this channel
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everbody!”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “Hey there :)”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “I didn’t see you! Welcome to OS :3”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “Aye, we’re here ;)”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> http://i.imgur.com/qNORf.jpg – Newt says, “It’s the Ubr axis of newness!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “If you have any questions don’t hesitate to ask! We’ll help as much as possible.”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “Type ‘+new <message goes here>’ to speak with us and say something other than hi ;)”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Hi, everybody!”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “What’s going on.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Where am I?!”
<Newbie> Everybody says, “Hi!”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “You’re at OS. Coolest MUSH this side of the milky way?”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “You lost me at MUSH.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “’cause everyone knows MUSH’s are lame.”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “That’s usually where the fast packed insanity hits me.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Don’t be hatin’ gurl”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “I always done you right Fauze, don’t be hatin'”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RATS”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “They… marry the princess and live happily ever after? Take another puff man, it’ll all get better.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Don’t be playin’ son.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “This is serious.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “I’m trying to help you. but you gotta herlp yourself.”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “I’ve just got one question, when you’re done, can I have the rest of your weed? :P”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Don’t be playin’.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Does OS support drug abuse?”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Drugs break families up dawg.”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “No, I do :)”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Makes brothers go loco and beat up their sister.”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “Keep on truckin’ man, I’m going AFK.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Don’t leave me.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “I love you…”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “Anyone…”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “It’s so cold here.”
<Newbie> Ubraxis says, “I’m so alone.”

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  1. Anonymous
    January 10, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Pretty sure that was me. Sorry about that.

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