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World of Warcraft: Loving the PUG

December 31, 2009 6 comments

So, you know those dungeon adventures with random pick-up groups on World of Warcraft that are almost entirely chaotic and run counter to the strict guidelines set down in every strategy guide found on the Internet?

Here’s the thing: I really enjoy those PUGs, ESPECIALLY when things go a little haywire or spiral completely off script. It’s probably sick of me to feel this way, but there’s only cold comfort in pursuing trip after trip through these same old dungeons, following the normal rote tactics, and doing it flawlessly. No doubt, this makes me a bad raider and a questionable dungeoneer – particularly now that the system on WoW is designed for farming emblems to earn better gear so that you can move on to the bigger and better dungeons. Nevertheless, I kind of get a kick out of unhinged situations when a tank fails to hold aggro or someone inadvertently pulls the boss too soon or someone forgets about that bad guy’s Whirlwind ability and forces me to get my butt into gear to pick up the slack after they go down like a sack of hammers.

It’s only when the adventure doesn’t go as planned that I feel challenged and excited about it. Otherwise, it’s just monotonous – lather, rinse, repeat. Give me some unpredictability!

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Twitter Topic: #newflightrules

December 31, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #newflightrules ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* No giving away ending of in-flight movies.
* No impromptu Bohemian Rhapsody rock-outs during last 20 minutes.
* No Al Pacino “Dog Day Afternoon” soliloquoys during last 30 minutes.
* No motorboat engine impressions during last 46 minutes.
* No Vegas showgirls on laps during last hour.
* No Muskrat Love during the flight. Period.
* All passengers must ask others “Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?” during last 15 minutes.
* No Dockers on international flights.

Twitter Topic: #dinnernoir

December 31, 2009 Leave a comment

Here are my contributions to the #dinnernoir ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.

* The Big Leek
* The Postman Always Brings Rice
* The Narrow Margarine
* This Bun for Hire
* Crepe Fear
* The Devil’s Food Thumbs a Ride

Best Movie of the Decade: “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”

December 30, 2009 8 comments

Hands down, O Brother, Where Art Thou? wins my pick as the best movie of the first decade of the 21st Century.

A Coen Brothers masterpiece that took the epic legends of Homer’s Odyssey and draped them in the threadbare rags of Depression Era America, O Brother is a movie that I never tire of watching. If I happen upon it while channel surfing, I’ll stop a while as if meeting with an old friend.

Before O Brother, I didn’t really care much about George Clooney or his acting ability. After this movie, I started paying more attention to his work. It’s safe to say that because of O Brother, I looked forward to seeing him in The Men Who Stare at Goats and Up in the Air.

The music in the movie also helped set it apart – and above – every other movie during the decade. The blues, bluegrass, and deep-fried country tunes colored O Brother as much as any lens.

It dealt with racism, broken families, crime and punishment, political ambition, and the desire for stardom and celebrity. And it had one-eyed John Goodman beating the snot out of people with a tree limb.

So, as much as I enjoyed the spectacular Lord of the Rings trilogy, I have to give credit where it’s due: O Brother told an epic tale of fellowship, right down to the hunt for a lost ring, in a third of the time and with much fewer special effects or silly elf action sequences.

Quote of the Week: Better Off Ted 12/29

December 30, 2009 Leave a comment

Phil: Wow. Can you imagine how great it would be to just take Veronica out in the middle of the day and have lunch with her?
Lem: You should try to aim higher for your fantasies.

OtherSpace: Top 10 Moments of the Decade

December 30, 2009 8 comments

Top 10 moments on OtherSpace during the first decade of the 21st Century:

10) Sanctuary returns to normalspace in the year 3000

After six months (and a few centuries of relative time back home), the massive colony vessel Sanctuary returned from her dangerous voyage through Hiverspace to find the galaxy much changed in the 31st Century. Players who made the journey suddenly found themselves outsiders and refugees in the strange old universe.

9) Earth’s plasma bombing

The xenophobic madness of Gustav Eiger’s “Earth First” movement took the ironic step of setting off plasma bombs on all the continents of Earth, determined to keep the planet from falling into the clutches of aliens and outlanders.

8 ) Destruction of La Terre by Bartholomew Ritter

Power-crazed and terrified of losing control of his colony world of La Terre, Bartholomew Ritter detonated a plasma bomb chain in veins of volatile polydenum. He shattered the planet and killed himself along with all other inhabitants at the time.

7) Return of La Terre

The resurrected Hivers, seeking to redeem themselves for the wrongs they have done in the past, restore the world of La Terre and all those who dwelled upon it at the time of its destruction (save for Bartholomew Ritter himself).

6) Nall invasion of Ungstir

Believing that the planet Ungstir had been complicit in the theft of Nall cloaking technology, the Clawed Fist Fleet attacked the broken world (again).

5) OATO’s war vs. the Nall

Weary of Nall aggression with the resurgence of the Parallax and its desire to conquer the known worlds, the Orion Arm Treaty Organization worlds put their alliance to the test by launching a successful offensive against the Nall. Their homeworld crippled by enemy bombings, the surviving Nall depart beyond the multiverse nexus.

4) Bombing of Task Matrix Central

The lunatic Vollistan interrogator Volari fires coreseeker missile at Phyrrian capital, sparking hostilities against sentient organics.

3) The Phyrrian War

The warnings came early, with electronics malfunctioning and automated threshers on Quaquan going haywire. It all culminated in the slaughter of millions of Lunites who suffocated in the domed cities on Luna. After that, the Phyrrian war fleet began pummeling worlds – Waldheim and New Luna among them. Ungstir was also targeted, but Kip Caspar helped prevent that world’s destruction by hurling the twelve invading ships through space-time. He nearly lost control of his Kamir-like abilities at that point and had to be taken to Nocturn to begin training.

2) OtherFlash: Altheor’s Teeth

In an event that took us back to the foundations of Demarian history, players discovered that the beloved leader of the felinoid Demarians, Altheor, was a paranoid primadonna who unnecessarily destroyed his fleet and sparked animosity with the Nall by wrecking theirs too.

1) The multiverse rift crisis of 3008 (leading to current OS)

Kip Caspar managed to get off Nocturn with the help of Rathenhope’s crew, inhabiting the body of an aging author. During a press conference on Sivad, the old man suffered a heart attack and collapsed. Kip would have died if he remained trapped within, so he broke loose, causing a quantum singularity as he became unstuck in space-time. Sivad would become the first casualty in a crisis that would eventually spread throughout many worlds and parallel dimensions, leading to a desperate effort to send refugees back to Hiverspace in the year 2650. Several player characters ascended to become Kamir in order to ensure that their friends could safely escape.

Troll of the Day: Guest

December 30, 2009 Leave a comment

<Newbie> Guest has connected.
<Newbie> The Newbie Trickster Loki waves to the Guest 🙂
<Newbie> The Newbie Trickster Loki says, “+new <message here> will let you chat with us!”
<Newbie> Fauze says, “Welcome to OS :)”
<Newbie> Honoured Guest says, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
<Newbie> Guest has disconnected.