Here are my contributions to the recent #boringprequels topic on Twitter:
* My Breakfast, Lunch, and Afternoon Tea with Andre
* Indiana Jones and the Great Gallstone Caper
* The Muppets Take Sun City
* Shaun of the Comatose
* Mall Police Academy
* Harry Potter and the Diaper Surprise
* The Year of Living Frugally
* Quantum of So-So
* Bill and Ted’s Excellent Circle K Purchase
* Heckraiser
* No Discounts for Old Men
* The Last Temptation of Christ’s Accountant
* Paralegal Activity
* One Tip-Toed Around the Budgie’s Nest
* An American Werewolf on a Desert Island
* I Know What You Did Last Summer, but Let’s Watch All 100 Hours of Camp Footage Anyway
Here are my contributions to the recent #scifibands ideas on Twitter:
* Bachman Turner Hyperdrive
* Men at Wookiee
* Green Dalek
* On the Beach Boys
* Red Dwarf Chili Peppers
* Oak Ridge Boys from Brazil
* Stray Schrodinger’s Cats
* The Dave Clark Slaughterhouse Five
* The Moody Blue Shift
Here are my contributions to the recent #starwarshorrorfilms ideas on Twitter:
* Last Hutt on the Left
* Wrong Tauntaun
* The Hills Have Jedis
* I Know Wampa You Did Last Summer
* The Pit and the Padawan
* Drag Padme to Hell
* Bothan Water
* The Island of Dr. Lando
* Sarlaac Hill
* Invasion of the Yoda Snatchers
* Jawaudition
* My Bloody Palpatine
* The Beru Lars Project
* The Phantom Menace of the Opera
The following are my contributions to the recent #surrealgameshows ideas on Twitter:
* Truth or Dream Sequences
* Family Food
* Faux Pas Word
* The Joker’s While
* Wheel of Fortune Telling
* Are You Smarter Than a Cheese Grater?
* Tea or No Tea
* Ben Stein’s Mopey
* Remote Mind Control
* American Idyll
* Ten Thousand Dali Pyramid
* Cash Cabala
* So You Think You Can Trance
These were my contributions to the recent #scorcherflicks topic on Twitter:
* While You Were Broiling
* Forest Fire Gump
* Radio Fryer
* Purple Roast of Cairo
* My Sizzler’s Keeper
* The Fifth Stove Element
* The Blast Unicorn
* The Princess Fried
* Pay It Fireward
* Blaze Runner
* Tar Story
* All the Presidents Melt
* Braising Arizona
* The Unbearable Lighter Fluid of Burning
* Fahrenheit and Away
Here are my contributions to the recent #tvforthebirds topic at Twitter:
* The Golden Gulls
* Wattle’s Happening
* Feather Knows Best
* Owl in the Family
* Dove American Style
* Logan’s Wren
* Starling Trek
* NYPD Bluebirds
* Mallard She Wrote
* Fowl House
* L.A. Lark
Here are my contributions to the recent #moviemashups topic at Twitter:
* Lost Weekend at Bernie’s
* Behind Enemy Chorus Lines
* It Happened One Nightmare on Elm Street
* Looking for Mr. Goodfellas
* The Bridges of Billy Madison County
* Omega Man with One Red Shoe
* Run Soylent, Run Green
* The Breakfast at Tiffany’s Club
* Ferris Bueller’s Day of the Jackal
* Varsity Blues Brothers
* Mad Max Dugan Returns
Here are my contributions to the recent #80spopfood topic over at Twitter:
* Dairy Straits
* Noodle Shooz
* Dur-ham Dur-ham
* Blame It on the Grain
* All-Beef Frank Goes to Hollywood
* Pet Shop Soys
Here are my contributions to the #underwhelmingrock ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter:
* I Don’t Like Mondays (Or Tuesdays. Come to think of it, they all bum me out!)
* The Boys of Summer Glau
* Welcome to the Jungle Gym
* Where the Streets Have One Name
* You’ve Got Another Thing Coming (Via Media Mail – Too Cheap for FedEx. Sorry.)
* Rock You Like a Waterspout
* Once Bitten, Twice Shy, Thrice Injected for Rabies (Have You Seen Those Effin’ Needles?!)
* I Can’t Drive 35
* Don’t You Forget About Me (Unless You’re Dead, In Which Case I Don’t Need the Haunting)
* Seven Nation Salvation Army
* Sister Christian Slater
* Love on an Escalator
* You Can’t Always Get What You Want (Unless You’re Willing to Pay Top Dollar. I’m Just Saying.)
* Scenes from an Italian Restaurant Dumpster
* Hungry Like the Wolf Blitzer
* I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking for Behind the Couch
Here are my contributions to the #toiletbands ideas that were bouncing around on Twitter recently.
* Phlush
* Edie’s Brick & New Bowlhemians
* Toad the Wet Dropper
* Men Without Squirts
* Hall & Oops
* Wipesnake
* Rascal Splats
* Uberstank
* Counting Craps
