Quote of the Week: Better Off Ted

Linda: When you do care, you care one hundred and crazy percent.

Quote of the Week: Better Off Ted, Jan. 1

Veronica: Never show your hand, sweetie. Always let the enemy underestimate you. Then when their guard’s down, smash them with a phone.

Quote of the Week: Better Off Ted 12/29

Phil: Wow. Can you imagine how great it would be to just take Veronica out in the middle of the day and have lunch with her?
Lem: You should try to aim higher for your fantasies.

Better Off Ted – Quote of the Week 12/22

Veronica: Now get in there and run that meeting like a shark driving an assault vehicle through a herd of seals wearing chum pants.

Better Off Ted – 12/15: Quote of the Week

Ted: “I know you don’t like to eat children, but it’s that kind of talk and your cottage in the woods made of candy that keeps those rumors alive.”